The Grannies ~ The Beaumonts ~ Homeless Sexuals @ Til-Two Club, San Diego [8 September]

The Grannies ~ The Beaumonts ~ Homeless Sexuals

21:00 - 23:59

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Til-Two Club
4746 El Cajon Blvd, San Diego, California 92115

The Beaumonts! (Lubbock TX)

DOORS: 9:00 PM / SHOW: 10:00 PM
TICKETS $8.00 — $10.00

Beaumonts leave home and join The Grannies for West Coast jaunt!
Friends — these are joyous times indeed as Troy Wayne Delco of The Beaumonts has finally been released from the supervision of the Central Lubbock Dept. of Pardons & Paroles...and that's even better news for not only his wife, five small children, creditors and various livestock but also those of you living on the West Coast as The Beaumonts will be joining The Grannies for a tour.
In a telephone interview with The Hub City Typhoon Intelligencer a tearful Delco was quoted as saying «I'd like to apologize publicly to my family, my band members, various religious denominations and property that were hurt as a result of my actions. I will try to be a better man.» Says longtime Beaumonts manager, Panhandle music magnate Coody Gold «This represents the end of a long, nine year road and a lot of unusual legal wrangling by the D.A. You've got to remember, this all started out as a malicious vandalism and trespassing case with less than $250 damage. Originally, Troy Wayne was given sixty days and two years probation...counter to usual procedure his probation was lengthened by seven years rather than sending him to jail to serve out his sentence after various small infractions in what I believe was an illegal and misguided attempt to catch him doing something really bad. ...and poor MerleAnne was really at her wit's end...she had taken out a third mortgage on their mobile home and their middle boy Typhus has really been acting out. I have full confidence that Troy Wayne will fly right and get his life and career back on track.»

Get a glimpse of those there Texas Beaumont fellers right here;
And a typical Beaumont encore right here;

Get glimpse of The Grannies right on over here;

Supporting this bill are The Grannies' great friends Mr. Davit Buck & the immmensely entertaining HOMELESS SEXUALS!
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