WELCOME ABOARD IMPULSE AIRLINES — Flight No. 69, nonstop service to San Diego Pride 2018! Our night of entertainment, mingling, and specialty inflight cocktails will be taking off from the Madison on Park in University Heights at 7:30 pm sharp.
We will be cruising at an altitude of 30,000 feet, but that’s not the only cruising we at Impulse Airlines encourage. If you look around the cabin, you will see plenty of your fellow Mile High passengers who are eager to mix and mingle with you. Due to the high possibility of turbulence in the aircraft, please keep your seatbelts fastened and condoms on hand. It’s going to be a long flight to SD Pride, so sit back, relax, and let our highly trained staff make sure you have a safe and sexy journey. We thank you for cruising with Impulse Airlines.